"If you've ever met a human man in your life, you probably realize that a guy falling in love with you for your inner beauty is a complete crock." ~~ Alice Wasser (Book: Confessions Of An Ugly Girl)
"You always have to meet internet dates in public places so they don't murder you." ~~ Alice Wasser (Book: Confessions Of An Ugly Girl)
"Nobody looks anything close to as good as their photo." ~~ Alice Wasser (Book: Confessions Of An Ugly Girl)
"People have a 14% higher chance of dying on their birthday than on any other day, so it's probably a good idea to stay in the house that day." ~~ Alice Wasser (Book: Confessions of an Ugly Girl)
"When you love a person, you want to know everything about them, even the bad stuff." ~~ Alice Wasser (Book: Confessions Of An Ugly Girl)
"It's sort of hard to force yourself to lose weight when the guy you're dating keeps telling you that you're perfect the way you are." ~~ Alice Wasser (Book: Confessions Of An Ugly Girl)
"Is there a point in your life when your mother starts referring to the men in your life as something other than "boys"?" ~~ Alice Wasser (Book: Confessions Of An Ugly Girl)
“Men don’t want women who obsess over their weight – although, let’s face it, we probably all do on some level.” ~~ Alice Wasser (Book: Ugly Girl Ties The Knot)
“I think the girls who dream about big weddings are girls who love being looked at and admired.” ~~ Alice Wasser (Book: Ugly Girl Ties The Knot)
“I don’t get why when somebody is really good looking, there’s this compulsion to compare them to an actor or an actress.” ~~ Alice Wasser (Book: Ugly Girl Ties The Knot)
“Anytime a woman says she’s fat, everyone feels obligated to reassure her that she’s not.” ~~ Alice Wasser (Book: Ugly Girl Ties The Knot)
“Women who know every wedding dress designer are the same women who actually look good in wedding dresses.” ~~ Alice Wasser (Book: Ugly Girl Ties The Knot)
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